Slippery Slope Arguments
The Slippery Slope argument is a popular one among fundamentalists. It goes something like this…
If a woman wears culottes that are only to the knee instead of to the ankle then she will inevitably begin wearing pants. This will in turn lead to wearing shorts which will lead to mixed bathing which will lead to dancing in night clubs and then on to drug addiction. This will drive her straight into prostitution which will lead to to armed robbery, prison time, terrorism, mass suicide, and and finally becoming a Southern Baptist.
So keep those culottes to your ankles, or else!!
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“and finally becoming a Southern Baptist.”
Oh man, I haven’t laughed so hard for a long time. Thanks – I needed that.
by Stephen on Feb 1, 2009 at 9:41 pm
true true!
by sarahbereza on Feb 2, 2009 at 11:33 am
Hmmm. Maybe I’m naive, but I thought that culottes that come to the knees were called walking shorts. Help me! I must be sliding down the slippery slope!
by Michael Sallmen on Feb 2, 2009 at 10:34 pm
A certain fundamentalist college in Florida is the only place I’ve ever seen them called that. Most other fundamentalists would never wear anything called ‘shorts’ — walking or otherwise.
by stufffundieslike on Feb 4, 2009 at 1:06 pm
LOL! That’s funny – and oh so familiar.
by Gordy on Feb 7, 2009 at 10:31 am
oh wow
this is so ridiculously funny
even though I’m a Presbyterian
can I still go to heaven?
by KC on Feb 7, 2009 at 3:06 pm
That is too funny and too familiar.
by BeckyJoie on Feb 9, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Never heard this “slippery slope” argument applied to cuolottes. LOL. I’ve only heard it applied to dating. Cuolottes were considered holy clothes where I went to school. It was guachos that were unholy because they didn’t have the flap in front to look like a skirt. LOL. I guess the slippery slope was true since I almost never wear dressses anymore. LOL. I’m rofl.
by BeckyJoie on Feb 9, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Oh dear. My husband went to BJU, I did not, nor did I have a full understanding of all the rules. A few months before our wedding he took me to campus. I was wearing a tank top which exposed my shoulders. He marched me around campus while holding hands…He felt like a rebel, I mostly felt judged. I’m glad his heart is in the right place! This made me bust out laughing!
by Ashley on Jan 28, 2010 at 11:43 pm
I was so amazed to realize that the metaphor used over and over in the Bible is that of a narrow path, and we are warned not to go to the right OR to the left, thus implying that it’s not one scary cliff that we could fall off into sin. Rather there would be a tendancy for us to fall off the path in different ways – to rejection of God in one direction or to a Phariseeism on the other direction.
by Pastor's Wife on Jun 12, 2010 at 4:44 pm
But, then you wear culottes to the ankles and they’re accused of being wide pants.
Only Godly culottes come below the knee, not to the shin, because that would be a capri pant, and not above the knee because that would be shorts.
So, get out your rulers, girls. Oh, and don’t sit down.
by Natalie on Nov 26, 2010 at 8:55 pm
The HAC approved coulotte patterns have a front and rear flap. This may be seen on the Christian Womanhood website. For the fashion conscious, a drop waist version is available.
by faron on Dec 26, 2010 at 10:19 am
That’s now how I became a Southern Baptist! LOL
by Rick Crampton on Jan 3, 2011 at 7:50 pm